Fuck ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’, because this is a reality tv show I would watch the fuck out of! Seriously, it would be like watching ‘Duck Dynasty’ and ‘Jerry Springer’ mixed in with biblical themes. I am willing to give all the Internet cookies to any reader who is willing to write fanfic for this. I really need this fanfic in my life.
Now, let’s get a little serious, shall we? I would like to point out that even ‘Ms. Oblivious’ herself, Clary Fray is admitting that her entire life was basically ripped off from a bad soap opera.
So all Cassandra Clare needs to do to really take things over the top is to write Clary contracting a ridiculous sounding disease. I’m really surprised that Clare didn’t write that into her books. Yet, I’m still supposed to take this book seriously and think that it’s a credit to literature? *snorts*