So writing the chapter by chapter reviews were getting too much for me, so I decided to do this instead at the end of the each chapter. You guys know how I just throw shade all week, so in a way to balance out some of the negativity I’m writing... Read more

It’s been very clear to me since the very beginning of this book that Clary is literally too stupid to live. Seriously, this trait of Clary’s to just jump unthinkingly into dangerous situations has to be one of the things I hate most... Read more

As I said earlier,  Dorothea’s only purpose as a character was to be Deus Ex-Machina. I swear that Dorothea has to be like the elderly, and less fashion cautious version of Alice Cullen from Twilight. No, Dorothea doesn’t have vision... Read more

Okay, first off I want to talk about Dorothea’s mother. Now, it was revealed in this chapter that Dorothea is not Downworlder, which I have talked about in earlier posts this week. I didn’t get too much into it, but I’m going t... Read more

*takes deep breath* I’m going to break these quotes down, because there is so much fuckery in those two snippets I can’t even begin to tell you. First off, those words did not just come out of Jace Wayland’s mouth, right? This... Read more

So at first glance a casual reader wouldn’t even give this passage a second glance. However, I’m going to tell you exactly why I’m pissed off, and why you should be too! First off, Jace and Clary just found out that Dorothea is... Read more

Now, admittedly I have already talked about this way back in Chapter Five about how Clare is trying to make Jace better than your average boy. I really didn’t talk about how Clare is trying to make Clary unlike other girls though. I should... Read more

I’m beginning to think that Cassandra Clare has no sense of time and distance. First off, Clary hasn’t eaten in three and half days, and you expect me to believe that she’s just now realizing that she’s hungry. I mean I c... Read more