Wow, there goes Luke being extra creepy without even trying again! Seriously, Luke is talking about nonchalantly killing and hurting people. And no one, not even our supposed intrepid heroine Clary Fray is not even calling out Luke on it. No, apparently everyone is just joking around about it!
And normally I would have just treated this all as a stupid morbid joke if Cassandra Clare didn’t just recently write Luke as having a long history of cold-blooded murder. Do I need to remind Cassandra Clare that in the last book ‘City of Bones’ she wrote Luke killing the Alpha of the pack just because he wanted to use his pack as fucking canon fodder?! Do I also need to remind Clare that she wrote Luke unnecessarily brutally murdering Pangborn and that Luke was practically drenched in the man’s blood after Luke killed him?
Yet, everyone is just chuckling and smiling about Luke’s joke. And I want to slap the hell out all of them! Also, I would like to especially, tell Simon to go fuck himself, I know that many of us decent human beings would vastly prefer Luke going through a NORMAL MUNDANE midlife crisis instead of being a remorseless murdering bastard. Because at least if Luke is slutting it up with much younger supermodels and driving around in douchey penis enhancer car that the only people he would be affecting in the end, is himself.
Also, how can Luke joke about sending a Jewish werewolf after Simon? Seriously, am the only one who felt the hairs on the back of their neck rise when they read that? Once again, Luke is effortlessly more of a villain than Valentine is; despite Valentine’s genocidal tendecies.